Happiness is a warm gun

If you were a terror alert color, which color would you be and why?

It would be so nice if you weren't here

I'm sick of being so hostile towards TriCounty but it's pretty much consuming all of my time, therefore most of my thoughts. It's difficult for me to understand how a handful of individuals are void of any common sense whatsoever.

I was certain that my sports editor was the central station of all the moron in the world as of earlier today until he, yet again, sent me to a school tonight where all that was going on was practice.

What does that make him now?


Even though this is generally impossible anywhere: I'd like a check that covers all of the gas I've wasted over this past year and a half and I'd appreciate a little smidge of professionalism. Oh, and a 16 oz. raspberry white mocha, please.

Fuck!