Breaking Clavicles!

So I was standing in my bathroom, looking in the mirror, when I noticed an unfamiliar twitch under my left eye. I blinked several times only to still see it there afterwards. The only logical explanation to why this monstrosity has occurred is that some microscopic organism implanted automatic self timed twitchers under my left eye as a science experiment. But since logical reasonings rarely happen, the constant twitch is probably my body's way of telling me to shut the hell up and go to sleep.

And I'm spent.